#he's my waifu

[monakisu]

i watched the first episode of death note for the first time ever last night at a drinking party (did not drink (alcohol tastes Bad)) and i couldnt stop laughing hysterically every second light was on screen going about doing his bizarre boy antics with his cute doe face and broody internal monologues... especially when he's "hehehe"-ing to himself in his dark little room, then ryuk blasts himself into his dark little room to scare him halfway to fainting victorianishly, then light's mom squirms her way thru the door just to admonish him for "hehehe"-ing in a dark little room... then episode 2 reveals how horrifically granny apple green his room is. my god. no wonder he kept it so dark.

[nenehyuuchiha]

[thirstghosting]

Crazy Random Haprickstance

Rick + Reader Hurt-comfort Unfinished WP

This is bigtime vent. The emotions in this piece are based on real-life emotions though specific events have been tailored for dramatic effect.

xx

"Whoa, what the--fuck?"

Through your hysterical crying you were startled by the nasally, gravelly voice of a stranger. Looking up through tear-logged eyes you saw the distorted form of a skinny old man, leaning upright toward you in an office chair, in what looked like a normal garage. As you weren't currently in control of your emotions, you shrieked and launched yourself back and away from this man, directly into a metal shelf which you hadn't seen. Shouting again, you braced for impact--which never came.

There was, instead, a plasmatic hum, and when you looked up you saw the contents of the shelf floating above and around you.

"Okay, so, any time now, f-feel free to apologize for barging into my lab and trying to wreck my shit."

The things all floated back into place, the shelf upright. You still sat with your knees  scrunched up, hands flat on the cold concrete of the garage floor. "What, nothing to say? Who are you with? How did you find me."

It took a moment to register he was now pointing a gun-shaped device toward you, which caused you to double over in panic. "Fuck fuck I'm sorry, I don't know how I got here, I didn't do it on purpose!"

"Tch, oh, yeah, you accidentally teleported into my lab--"

"I did, it was an accident!" you stressed, liquids blubbering out of your eyes, mouth, and nose as you pled for your life. "I don't know who you are, man...I'm having a terrible day, I've never te-teleported before and I'm still not sure how I did it. Please don't hurt me."

After a moment of watching you hyperventilate, he seemed to be convinced, setting the weapon down on the work bench with a sigh. "I'm sorry, kid. I have a lot of enemies, c-can never be too careful." You sniffled, taking a deep breath to try to calm down. "S-sorry."

For an awkward moment, you continued to sit, waves of sadness wracking through you. He sat there, not really looking at you but definitely not ignoring you.

"I'm, uh, I'm Rick. Rick Sanchez. I-I'm a scientist, an inventor of sorts," he said. "I deal with this kind of stuff all the time. Teleportation, different universes. That kind of stuff."

"Different universes?" It wasn't like you didn't know they existed. "You can travel through different universes?"

"Well, ugh...normally I can," he said, whirling around in his chair to face an unseen device on the workbench. "Portal travel's kinda, uh, broken right now."

"Do you think I'm from a different dimension?"

"Well, that depends," he said. "How do you spell the bear books?"

"The bear books--?"

"Beloved childrens' books from the mid 1900s about a family of bears--"

"Oh, the Berenstain Bears."

"Berenstain with an A?"

"Yeah."

"Oh, yep. Shit. You're definitely from a different universe," he concluded. "We spell it with all E's."

"Well how did I get here?" you asked, an edge of panic creeping into your voice.

"Fuck if I know!" he said. "Were you traveling through outer space? Did you touch something sci-fi? Accept a weird gift from a stranger?"

"N-no I was literally just crying," you said, tears prickling in your eyes again. You sighed in frustration, knowing your cheeks were too raw to handle any more emotion.

"Crying."

"Yeah?" Your voice was becoming more unsteady and you clenched your whole body, feeling a zip of very unpleasant energy from your brain to the rest of your nerves. "I-I-I think I've been crying for a couple hours..."

"Whoa, hey, stop, stop," he said urgently. "Don't curl into a ball!"

"Okay," you sobbed, throwing your hands back down onto the cold floor and attempting to sit upright. "You're gonna shoot me again?!"

"No, no, this isn't a gun," he assured, "this is a different device altogether. It measures quantum activity. Now without folding in on yourself. Can you tell me why you're crying so much."

You were more confused than ever, now, but this was the situation. "Uh. Um. Well. I'm dealing with a lot right now. I mean I have been for a while, but today I just feel..."

"That's good, that's good," he said, eyes glued to a screen on the device he had pointed at you. "Wow. Okay, keep going."

"Uh? I just...I feel like my living situation is doing a number on my mental health," you continued, moving toward an edge of the workbench to lean against. "It's so small...my apartment is so small. And it sucks so bad. And it would be worth it if I was even saving money but it's taking up 3/4 of my paycheck." Your voice was cracked and wavering and you shuddered hard. "So I've been looking for a new place but it's s-so...it's so..."

"I get it, the housing market is shit right now," he said. "Fuck landlords, amirite?"

You were able to cough out a chuckle, feeling a little more safe in this odd man's presence. "Um...I dunno. Today it just...a lot got to me. I just found out that an apartment that--ugh." The tears were tumbling down again. "The place I applied for with my friend, was a scam? And uh, both of our applications--they each cost us 50 dollars--like not only did we not get approved because it was fake--" Your breathing quickened again. "And I can't afford to do this again, and again and again, I can't do it I can't--"

"Okay stop stop stop!" He held up a bony hand toward you, still looking at the monitor. You willed your lip to stop quivering, widening your eyes to see through the film of tears. A beam shot out from the device and you weren't sure if you could feel it scanning through your body, or if it was a trick of the mind based on the visual cue. "All ri-hight," he said, grinning widely. "Well the good news is, found out how you got here. Your despair is so intense that you actually ripped a hole in spacetime. Did you wish you were disappeared?"

"Huh?"

"When you had the original breakdown and came here. Did you feel like you wanted to melt into the earth or dissolve into the wind?"

"Yes...I'm confused, are you saying I wished myself here?"

His unibrow lowered into a deadpan expression at this question. "Uh, no, because that would imply you got here via magic, which I have no respect for. No, you got here because your feelings are literally so intense they can warp the fabric of space. Through science. Which I can measure, and replicate."

He took something out of the handheld device and plugged it into the USB port of his laptop.

"Unfortunately, getting you back is gonna be a bit more complex. I have this portal gun that helps me get anywhere I want, but some little as--bruup--asshole decided to fuck that up for everybody. Some-something with the quantrux locator or some shit." He clapped his hands together and sighed. "This friend of yours, how-how well are they doing without you, ya think?"

You wanted to break into hysterics again. "I mean probably fine but I can't just leave them forever without saying--!"

"Shh hey, calm down, I know. I know. The good news is, once this data is finished uploading you'll be able to communicate with them through the internet. The bad news is, still no idea how we're gonna send you back physically."

You looked around the garage, glowing with all types of foreign objects, both constructed and apparently organic. "You can't invent something to--"

"I have a process!" he snapped. "Ugh. Sorry. Knee-jerk reaction, there. My family's been on my ass lately about fixing portal travel. Li-like if it was just that easy I wouldn't have by now."

"Okay, sorry, I get it."

A beat of silence. The progress bar on the laptop read 8%.

"So, um...your family? They live here with you?"

"Yeah, I'm sure you'll meet them in no time. Usually one of them comes bursting in the door about now wondering why it's so loud in here. But they all went to the zoo on Tsaropthian Theta Twelve."

"Are they...um. Nice?"

He let out a strong, singular laugh. "Any of them could tell you I'm definitely the meanest person in the family. Oh, you're prompting me to tell you all about them. I guess it would be good prep for when they get back. Uh, so, I'm Beth's father. She's about, 30, I think? And I cloned her. A couple years ago. So...there's Beth and there's Clone Beth, but I don't know which one's the clone. Neither do they. Or anybody. I did this thing, this mind blowers--anyway. So Beth has a couple kids, that's my grandkids. Summer is, uhh...an age...and Morty is...younger than that. Age. They always beg to go along with me on my errands, dumbasses call it an adventure, hah."

"So wait, is Beth a single mom? Or is she raising them with the clone?"

"Oh, no it's--I forgot about Jerry. Ugh. Jerry's her husband. Almost ex husband until she freaked out about being cloned and thought I was gonna kill her--"

"I can see why you'd be regarded as the meanest person in the family."

"Hey fuck you!"

"I'm--just repeating what you said!"

"Don't try to match my energy, all right? Don't stoop to my level, you're better than that."

"You don't know."

He looked blankly at you for a minute, and you wondered where that had come from. "All right, touche." He glanced at the laptop screen, which now read 11%, but went back down to 9%. "It's gonna be like this for a few hours. Why-why don't I take you out for some ice cream? You like ice cream?"

"Can we get boba?"

This prompted a long, dramatic sigh from Rick, before he stood up and clicked open the garage to reveal a an awkward saucer-style space ship in the driveway. "Yeah. Sure. We can go get some fucking boba. Because the thing I love most in the world about drinks is having to chew them."

[egophiliac]

ok so as someone still relatively new to TWST (and someone just taking the events as they come to EN instead of keeping up with the JP side) and as a Jack Howl simp

I am of the (CORRECT) opinion that he should absolutely get an Applepom look because... fwuffy. and hat with ear holes. and he'd be SO insistent that he's used to the cold and doesn't need it but he will take it once it's insisted on because he's polite and won't refuse Gramma Felmier

Also I think a fun twist on the "someone's sled breaks and their plushie tears so they have to come up with another idea" bit from the other event is that Jack goes wolf mode to pull the sled (because as said in his starsending wish he pulls sleds back at home on breaks to try and get faster as a wolf!)

I'm biased though because I need more Jacc in my life

Thoughts?

thank you anon for bringing the mental image of harveston Jack into my life. he would be SO fluffy...so warm...he would haul so many apples...

also while I love the imagery of him pulling the sled, I feel like that would probably get them insta-disqualified. :( unless they can somehow 1) convince the judges that this enormous talking wolf is actually a very well-made plush, and 2) get Jack to go along with it (I do think Jack would instantly respect Marja as being more alpha or whatever and would have to, like, choose between his sense of JUSTICE, or going along with cheating at this sporting event so an authority figure doesn't get mad at him) (...wait this is just the plot of episode 2 again) (DANGIT)

[kathy-rah]

[filez34]

wip or not, fool who may have waited under a tree from new chapter of gitm by @venomous-qwille

[cowboy-robooty]

guys remember these doodles? yeah i colored them HASHTAG SWAG!!!!

[thebest-medicine]

(I’m watching mha for the first time through) and ok so like…. Hawks’ quirk is literally controlling every feather in his wings individually????????…. how ler of you sir

[ganondoodle]

as i was awake in the middle of the night for like 2 hours bc i felt sick i had more somewhat random totk thoughts

one being that i really hate how raurus response to concerned zelda is, after sonia died in that almost funny how little impactful it was way, "im sure you are here for a reason" (actually, i hate how often this sentence is used in general to .. idk i guess its supposed to be inspiritational???)

bc what does that mean actually? him saying that to someone who got there absolutely by accident really just sounds like "i dont care go figure it out yourself bc i dont want to think about anything concerning you or your troubles lol" i guess its meant to sound like OOOOH fate has BROUGHT you here bc you have to furfill a role you dont know yet (spoiler its being a sacrifice girl with no personality) and besides me hating the 'inescapable fate' trope in general (at least the way its usually done in these games, which is not to struggle against it but willingly accept whatever you are told and pretend thats good) its really jsut goddamn boring and is really only an excuse to well .. ignore her and her trouble; shouldnt you, if you were actually such a cool guy like the game wants me to believe so bad, do everything in your power to get zelda back to her own world before shes pulled even further into the war you caused now that her only ""mentor"" that could help her get more use of her pretty much useless sudden powers is gone too?? i know shes basically dead wife sonia replacement (can of worms ugh) but it still grinds my gears whenever i think of that cutscene, bc i cant help but hear it as the lamest excuse in existence to not care about her and just kinda .. see what happens which in this case means leave zelda completely on her her own since both rauru and mineru die as well (honestly shouldnt rauru have thought about like .. any plan to defeat gan besides dying himself, given hes the oh so cool and goodest guy king whos only mistake was not stabbing gan the second he stepped into their kathedral castle thing, like even if you had a plan it can still fail but it seemed like he just kinda went in with a handful of people that didnt seem to know each other at all, never got names or faces -or unique voices for that matter- to fight gan face to face inlcuding the girl that came from a different time and had nothing to do with any of this conflict and couldnt even really control her sudden new powers just seems pretty stupid)

thought 2

how totk really feels like botw but for the people who didnt like shiekah tech, its not a sequel, its botw again, but version of only sonau, its like a pokemon game that had two versions but one has weirdly incoherent story and acts like the other never existed jsut as a whole its like retreading the same points but worse, all shiekah tech that was so integral to the world and had such a long history just vanishing and no one caring about any of it like it never happened, HELL the titans were called divine beasts in english but i guess they werent divine or important enough to keep around LOL champions WHO and isntead a never before seen or even heard of race for that matter showing up and planting their ass in every place the shiekah were before, dare i say it feels weirdly manipulative, like either them or some outside force erasing every fact about the ancient shiekah and replace them with sonau stuff bc they are the hot new shit now

this is a point that just doesnt stop bothering me, how the shiekah tech seemed so carefully designed and integrated into botws world and story, its a difficult to keep balance after all, integrating high tech stuff into a medieval setting, but they made it work! and then totk comes around and throws a bunch modern day tech into it puts some vague greenish stone filter on its exterior and call that even better more ancient tech; why did they even bother to make pottery inspired laser shooting spider legged robots so well integrated when they throw a car and rockets into the next game without a thought and call it a day, what was the fucking point

it feels like someone was dead set on having a set of legos thrown into the game it had no place in, if you want players to build whatever they want make a building game instead!! especially if you are just gonna throw it in with seemingly no consideration how out of place it feels togehter with the fACT THAT YOU ALREADY HAD AND ANCIENT HIGH TECH CIVILIZATION WITH A VERY DISTINCT AESTHETIC THAT WAS ALREADY WELL INTEGRATED INTO THE WORLD YOU ARE PLANNING TO REUSE WITH ALOT OF MYSTERY AND UNKOWN STUFF ABOUT THEM TO EXPLORE FURTHER YOU COULD HAVE USED!! but i guess they just "didnt want to play with you anymore" and that so much so that they went out of their way to erase every trace of it, i dont think the words shiekah tech are ever used in the game, and the purah pad and her towers just drive me more isnane bc they are the same shit but called different and also much worse, liek the purah pad isnt some more developed shiekah stone, no its a glorified camera with a teleport function and thats it

(i know i said this before but i really cant stand how obsessed every single NPC is with sonau shit, you get told to your face every second line of dialog that they are so cool and are so mysterious that it just makes me annoyed of them even more, the game is obsessed with shoving them everywhere and telling you over and over you too should obsess over them, they werent weird like that about the shiekah stuff in botw?? the biggesst talking point in botw was calamity ganon ..... which makes sense and in totk its like ... gan is mentioned what, in a newspaper article??? once???and then not even by name i think???)

aside from that big point which will never let me go, its also just .. its not moving forward anything, it actively walks BACK the progress that was made in botw, call me dumb but i dont really count moving one step up in the social roles of each race as a character development (for the side characters like the champions desc- ahem SAGES) but mainly zelda ... god how dirty she was done, totk pretty explicitely makes her regress any development she made in botw aside from she likes link uwu and some people like her too, but also not enough to notice that that weird zelda being all evil and weird isnt her (INLCUDING THE CHAMP- SAGES WHO YOU ARE SUPPOSEDLY FRIENDS WITH??? you dont have to be a genius to pick up on that my god, were you all given the mc dumbo potion or what)

she gets put back to square one, back into the little itty bitty princessy maiden role forced upon her by her royal parentage, this time rauru edition, back into a white little dress, back into the scared puppy eyed teenager, back into a situation she cant handle, back into losing everyone around her (tho honestly botw made me care more about rhoam than totk did about rauru), back into being forced to do a big sacrifice- but worse actually

in botw she went to FIGHT AND HOLD GANON IN THE CASTLE SO LINK HAD TIME TO RECOVER AND IT WOULDNT DESTROY THE LAND!! and you are telling me in totk rauru takes up her botw role and she bascially killed herself to ... restore the mastersword.

......... she ... she did that only to be a glorified version of the stone pedestal in the forest. and then she gets returned to normal itty bitty girly no problem via magic sparkle beam at the end and

DOESNT

EVEN

REMEMBER.

it really is just botw but worse, you even get yet another ghost king of hyrule to guide you around (rhoam did it better fight me ... we dont talk about the questionable choice to make himself darker skinned when posing as just some guy)

i honestly dont think i was ever truly taken aback by anythign that happened in botw, while in totk, the further i played, the more i had to fight with myself to keep the feeling of unease, disappointment and betrayal down

its such a god damn shame, totk should have stayed a DLC, i will forever mournfully dream of a game that explores more of the ancient shiekah, doesnt erase integral parts of the world, developes characters more instead of making them regress back and make them end up even less developed than at the start of the game, dives into buried secrets and mistakes of dark pages of history without giving into a weirldy nationalist(imperalisitc?) narrative and lets characters have some agency for once

if it werent for the yiga i might have actually considered refunding the game, just to be at peace with myself

anyway, aboslutely incoherent word vomit.

[yinyuedijun]

I will never forget the day that dhil's banner first dropped and I excitedly talked to my partner about it so they could keep me company as I pulled, and they looked at his design for the first time ever and completely seriously said "huh I didn't know you were a furry"

[psychesetra]

wip :3 he's the new hyperfixation i have a thing for blonde gentlemen in suits (IS HE A TUMBLR SEXYMAN IS HE IS HE I NEED TO KNOW HE HAS TO BE HE HAS TO)

[albino-d1no]

I will woo him I got a chance right guys?

[number-1-haxorus-fan]

WHY IS FOMORTIIS SO FUCKING *HOT*

I WOULD ABSOLUTELY SUBMIT TO THE DEMON KING IF HE LOOKED LIKE THIS

If he was fighting me, I would let him fucking annihilate me and I would thank him

[kingpains]

dr1 designs pt. 2

[bluestrawberrybunny]

Niles singing Not Sorry For Loving You from Epic The Musical to Axol

Love the song, but this is hilarious in my head. Niles singing this to Axol while Axol is just slowly becoming more and more annoying and willing to kill him again in the afterlife

[valentinesparda]

me going into veilguard: i haven't decided who I will flirt with first, i don't know all of their personalities

me now, gripping the side of my sink: jesus fucking christ. that crow has Gotten to me